Meredith - January 16th, 2009

These are occasionally altered for easy reading. I CARE ABOUT YOU!

• I like to think undressing in front of the window is setting up the 12 y/o across the street to be either a BBW fetishist, or gay.
• My family has decided I need to make this: http://www.phobe.com/fsmhat/
• Tom Jones is wailing about Delilah on my iPod. Wait…he killed her, didn’t he? *feigns shock*
• Okay, the nation’s front yard is going to be filled with poop. Got it. Meanwhile, listening to Zager & Evans seems fitting.
• Watching pre-DPN episodes of Deaf Mosaic; odd seeing deaf use words like “hearing impaired” and being amazed at their own success stories.
• Come on, surely you people agree with me on Robin Williams + Star Trek being an awesome combination.
• Cat has discovered pile of catnip mice. World domination plot may be in jeopardy.
• Don’t look now, but I think I can breathe without coughing. Perhaps the Great Bronchitis of 2008/2009 is on the way out!
• Seriously, blaming someone’s meth addiction on their homosexuality makes me sick to my stomach. “She does meth because she’s sad she’s gay.”
• http://twitpic.com/12efa - I told you they were plotting!
• Starting to get an awful lot of practice with the 911 script lately.
• Incredibly tickled by the appearance of a Rice to Riches spoon in the breakroom. I miss that place!
• Wait, who am I kidding? I don’t want to volunteer for Inauguration, I want to hide under my bed.
• My 8 skeins of Chenille Thick & Quick arrived today. So excited to start working with it but I really must finish the other blanket first!
• What are your most rewatched YouTube videos? I like Evolution of Dance, Mean Kitty, Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show, Obama Girl vs Giuliani Girl
• [responding to the fact that cochlear implant users can receive a card to explain to airport security] @sajego The fact that you can stick quarters to the side of your head isn’t enough?!
• Why does Bush appear to have the giggles at his farewell speech?
• People, @levarburton just tweeted at me. I’m never going to wash my Twitter account again.
• Lincoln Memorial is being prepared for the concert; the POW/MIA vendor is still at the Vietnam Memorial - barricades placed around him.
• bkite.com is blocked as Personals and Dating. WTF? People use BrightKite to DATE? (brightkite.com is not blocked at all)